*avoid sounding like an ignorant idiot when it comes to THE SHUTDOWN. Simple, listen to Miley:
*live past 103…sleep on your back and eat a civilized dinner of grilled fish and veggies.
*FaceTime sans 6 chins…don’t download the iPhone iOS7 software.
- Did you know that after the intro of FaceTime in 2010, the number of chin implants increased 71% from 2010-2011. Cluck cluck cluck!
*pronounce Haim. It rhymes with lime. And look like the sisters (view the below pic).
*nail an interview, leave your date desperate to see you again, and boost your social skills. Read literary fiction…specifically something by Chekhov or Alice Munro. Why?
- “Literary fiction often leaves more to the imagination, encouraging readers to make inferences about characters and be sensitive to emotional nuance and complexity.” – Pam Belluck
*get eye make-up off your face when you’re stuck remover-less and looking like the victim of a fight…rub it off with Aquaphor (or Vaseline)!
*get the sauciest workout. Foam roll beforeeee you get yo sweat on.
*feel a little more sexy-armed before going out in a sleeveless getup. 10 quick little push-ups ‘ll do the trick.
*twerk. Thanks, RiRi…you go gurl.
*zen. Breathe, baby. Count your inhale and then exhale for the same amount of time. Start with 10 breaths and build from there.
As Gilda Radner once said: “Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity.”
Freakin’ Weekend Frieda